eldu:
if anyone EVER asks why you like beyonce or they say they don’t understand the hype… just show them this
omygod i just died because he was recording it the whole time and i didn’t know im crying
did yall see that lip bite and the way her eyebrows are so nice and how delicately she played the piano and how how HAPPy she was at the end kill me now just kill me i love bey so much f u CK
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the white guy is killin me
“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
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i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit
i hate when i go down south and go to restaurants and the waiter says “we dont serve gays”
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Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things
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